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I don’t know if getting stats from SSBB on height is the best way to try and get an accurate reading on things when Olimar is canon wise only a bit taller than the diameter of a quarter when he has his suit on.

I think the fact that Ness is pretty much Ninten and Lucas is pretty much Ness as far as story roles go is a good way to get a reading on stuff like this though. So, what are Ninten’s stats?

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Totally guessing.

Ninten: 95lbs.
Loid: 90lbs.
Ana: 97lbs.
Teddy: 120lbs.
Ness: 100lbs.
Jeff: 92lbs.
Paula: 95lbs.
Poo: 99lbs.
Lucas: 95lbs.
Boney: 23lbs. (is that normal for a dog?)
Kumatora: 115lbs.
Duster: 125lbs.

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Totally guessing.

Ninten: 95lbs.
Loid: 90lbs.
Ana: 97lbs.
Teddy: 120lbs.
Ness: 100lbs.
Jeff: 92lbs.
Paula: 95lbs.
Poo: 99lbs.
Lucas: 95lbs.
Boney: 23lbs. (is that normal for a dog?)
Kumatora: 115lbs.
Duster: 125lbs.

You are wrong about Ninten, Ana, Loid and Teddy. I converted their stats from the encyclopedia into feet and pounds, and got this:
Ninten-
HT: 5ft, WT: 93lbs
Loid-
HT: 4ft 10in, WT: 88lbs
Ana-
HT: 4ft 8in, WT: 79lbs
Teddy-
HT: 6ft 2in, WT: 172lbs.

So yeah…the Ninten guess with his weight was pretty close; and so was Loid’s. Here’s something to say about Ness…you know how people say he’s fat in EarthBound? Especially that cop who says, “Bring it on, fat boy!” So I’d say he’s heavier than 100 pounds…also because he’s probably a bit taller than Ninten. (Because Ness is older in EB than Ninten is in Mother) It’s my guess though.

Another thing about your guesses, I think Paula is a lot lighter than Ness, Jeff and Poo. Simmilarly to how light Ana is compared to the others in the group.

Anyways…these are my guesses on Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Kumatora and Duster.

Ness-
HT: 5ft 4in, WT: 142 lbs (The cop in Onett implies that he’s fat, and Paula’s mom says he lost weight after he escorts Paula home at the end of the game. So let’s leave it at a 24 BMI.)
Paula-
HT: 5ft, WT: 97 lbs
Jeff-
HT: 5ft 2in, WT: 115 lbs
Poo-
HT: 5ft 7in WT: 121 lbs
Lucas-
HT: 5ft 4in (I heard somewhere Ness and Lucas were the same height…) WT: 112 lbs
Kumatora-
HT: 5ft 6in, WT: 118 lbs
Duster-
HT- 5ft 11in, WT: 155 lbs

heck…my guesses. But what I said above about the Mother 1 characters are true.

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Guesses:
EarthBound:
Ness: 5 ft, 8 in, 128-130 lbs
Paula: 5 ft, 7 in, 100-108 lbs
Jeff: 5 ft, 9 in, 120-125 lbs
Poo: 5 ft, 11 in, 128-132 lbs

Thoughts: Yeah, I said Poo was heavier than Ness, but remember that Poo is one year older and probably has a good amount taller and more muscular. I always though Jeff would be slightly taller and thinner than Ness, much like Luigi compared to Mario.

Mother 3:
Lucas: 5 ft, 9 in, 115-130 lbs.
Kumatora: 5 ft, 9 in, ~120 lbs.
Duster: 6 ft, 1 in, 155 lbs

Thoughts: Lucas and Jeff… I could see them being arround the same height and weight, if not Lucas being a bit more on the thinner side. I think Duster would be a good amount taller than anybody, probably around the same height as Flint would be.